Ex-hopeful June Bride Wannabe

Scenario 1: (While eating mandi at an Arabic restaurant)
Gorgeous Hunk: Will you marry me?
Not-so-ordinary Girl: Excuse me?
Gorgeous Hunk: Will you marry me?
Not-so-ordinary Girl: What are you talking about? (with a little laugh to cover the fact that she was anxious and her heart is starting to pound her soul)
Gorgeous Hunk: Are you deaf? I'm asking you, will you marry me?
Not-so-ordinary girl: Why would you want to marry me?
Gorgeous Hunk: Just answer yes or no, will you marry me?
Not-so-ordinary girl: What for?
Gorgeous Hunk: I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Now, just say yes or no. will you marry me or not?
Not-so-ordinary girl: Are you serious? Where's my diamond? (Laughing sheepishly)
Gorgeous Hunk: Oh, yah, I forgot. Here... (Taking a small red box from his pocket, opening it and displaying a simple yet very elegant diamond ring). Do you still want me to kneel down in front of you?
Not-so-ordinary girl: Oh my God... Are you... You mean...
Gorgeous Hunk: Now I'm asking you one last time, will you marry me?
Not-so-ordinary girl: Yes, yes, of course... When?
Gorgeous Hunk: That's great. (Closing the small red box and putting it back in his pocket.) I hope my girlfriend answers yes right away when I propose to her tomorrow. I hope she's not as pathetic as you were when I asked you. Were my lines cheesy enough?
Not-so-ordinary girl: Oh, yah. They will do. (Tears starting to well up in her eyes)
Gorgeous Hunk: Hey, are you ok?
Not-so-ordinary girl: Yes, I am. This food is just too... uhh... I mean... Excuse me, I need to go to the washroom...

Scenario 2: (Lying on the couch, bumming around, watching Finding Nemo)
Gorgeous Hunk: Will you marry me?
Not-so-ordinary girl: What?
Gorgeous Hunk: Are you deaf? Will you marry me?
Not-so-ordinary girl: Oh, man, here we go again. Stop playing with me, alright?
Gorgeous Hunk: I'm not playing with you. Just answer me, will you marry me or not?
Not-so-ordinary girl: No.
Gorgeous Hunk: Good. Coz I won't marry you either.
Not-so-ordinary girl: (walks out cries, and goes home)